Everything your teacher says
Is proved to be a fable
There never was an Arthur, nor the Knights,
Nor a Round Table.
The Lady of the Lake was
Just a made-up story too.
I hate to disappoint you all
But it's not true!
It's not true!
Teacher though you jibber,
You're just a great big fibber,
There was no Excal-ibur.
Galahad?
No such lad.
Lancelot?
Lance-uh-not!
Guinevere?
Dear oh dear.
But look at me -- I'm real enough!
Not true, Merlin! Disappear!
There were no wizards, so it's clear
That it's not true!
While we're on the subject
I'm afraid I must confess,
Though Dick Turpin was a highwayman,
He never owned Black Bess,
And Tutankhamun's tomb
Was never hit by any curse.
There never was a dragon slain by George,
It gets worse!
Pirates never made their victims
Walk the plank on ships,
Sir Walter Raleigh wasn't first to
Bring back spuds or chips.
Robin Hood and Marion,
A made-up story too.
Outlaws out in Nottingham?
It's not true!
It's not true!
Teach, you're such a liar,
Your pants are catching fire,
There never was a Friar Tuck.
Viking's hat?
No horn on that.
King Alfred's cake?
Big mistake.
It never fried?
The old books lied.
Frankly I deplore ya.
I hope these kids ignore ya.
'Cos in fact Queen Victoria
Never said
"We are not amused".
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
It's not true
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(Oscar Wilde, The Soul of Man under Socialism)
An individual who has to make things for the use of others, and with reference to their wants and their wishes, does not work with interest, and consequently cannot put into his work what is best in him. Upon the other hand, whenever a community or a powerful section of a community, or a government of any kind, attempts to dictate to the artist what he is to do, Art either entirely vanishes, or becomes stereotyped, or degenerates into a low and ignoble form of craft. A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. Its beauty comes from the fact that the author is what he is. It has nothing to do with the fact that other people want what they want. Indeed, the moment that an artist takes notice of what other people want, and tries to supply the demand, he ceases to be an artist, and becomes a dull or an amusing craftsman, an honest or a dishonest tradesman. He has no further claim to be considered as an artist. Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. I am inclined to say that it is the only real mode of individualism that the world has known. Crime, which, under certain conditions, may seem to have created individualism, must take cognisance of other people and interfere with them. It belongs to the sphere of action. But alone, without any reference to his neighbours, without any interference, the artist can fashion a beautiful thing; and if he does not do it solely for his own pleasure, he is not an artist at all.











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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting that had caused Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.--- P. G. Wodehouse
~SilverCoins -- for werewolf fans.
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Love.
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I don't really care for what you believe
So open up your fist or you won't receive
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting that had caused Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.--- P. G. Wodehouse
~SilverCoins -- for werewolf fans.
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting that had caused Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.--- P. G. Wodehouse
~SilverCoins -- for werewolf fans.
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