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It's Not True!

Tue Oct 27, 2009, 3:12 PM
Horrible Histories -- It's Not True!

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Everything your teacher says
Is proved to be a fable
There never was an Arthur, nor the Knights,
Nor a Round Table.
The Lady of the Lake was
Just a made-up story too.
I hate to disappoint you all
But it's not true!

It's not true!

Teacher though you jibber,
You're just a great big fibber,
There was no Excal-ibur.

Galahad?
No such lad.

Lancelot?
Lance-uh-not!

Guinevere?
Dear oh dear.

But look at me -- I'm real enough!
Not true, Merlin! Disappear!
There were no wizards, so it's clear
That it's not true!

While we're on the subject
I'm afraid I must confess,
Though Dick Turpin was a highwayman,
He never owned Black Bess,
And Tutankhamun's tomb
Was never hit by any curse.
There never was a dragon slain by George,

It gets worse!

Pirates never made their victims
Walk the plank on ships,
Sir Walter Raleigh wasn't first to
Bring back spuds or chips.

Robin Hood and Marion,
A made-up story too.
Outlaws out in Nottingham?
It's not true!

It's not true!

Teach, you're such a liar,
Your pants are catching fire,
There never was a Friar Tuck.

Viking's hat?
No horn on that.

King Alfred's cake?
Big mistake.

It never fried?
The old books lied.

Frankly I deplore ya.
I hope these kids ignore ya.
'Cos in fact Queen Victoria
Never said
"We are not amused".

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

It's not true


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(Oscar Wilde, The Soul of Man under Socialism)


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:iconpreciousangelwings:
thanks for the fave!! :D :heart:

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Always very welcome, Paw. :heart:

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Hey thank you so very much for the fav <3

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Most welcome. :rose: Sorry for not stopping by with a comment -- but it's a gorgeous piece. Really nice original character.

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awww :hugs: you are so nice <3

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thanks for the :+fav:

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Thank you for all of the lovely favs Samisi! :manhug:

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Hi! thanks for the fav! :)
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Hey, you! Thank you so much for the fave! We haven't spoken in forever. ;__; I must watch you again~
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Oh, forever for sure! I will tell you that you have been sorely missed, m'lady, and I will also apologise for my lack of commentary -- but I've been keeping an eye on your beautiful little output all this while. :rose: My time has formed a habit of being swallowed.

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I know exactly how you feel, I've been so busy lately. :c But thank you so much for still watching me! :heart:
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*nodnod* Oh, no need for thanks -- it's my pleasure. :heart:

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:iconjapan-freak-leb:
Are you trying to be Bela Lugosi...?

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:iconjapan-freak-leb:
I don't know... I just saw a bit of a correlation between your quote adorned pictures of him, and some of your own recent pictures...It's still more of a resemblance to Oscar Wilde, but like......Vamp-Wilde or something.:P

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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting that had caused Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.--- P. G. Wodehouse
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:iconsamisi:
Vamp-Wilde ...? *absolute delight*

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Yea.:P You're like his dark side, or something.

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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting that had caused Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.--- P. G. Wodehouse
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Dorian Wilde. :P

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